“Put it in English!” My campaign against jargon

At a recent meeting for Metro Parks, the Director of the Zoo mentioned something about the zoo's "charismatic mega-vertebrates." As in walruses and polar bears and tigers. Charismatic mega-vertebrates, if you are a zookeeper, is a very useful classification. It describes a certain kind of animal that crosses biological distinctions of taxonomy: ie, big animals people want to see. But outside of that particular setting, the jargon makes absolutely no sense. I wouldn't tell you in normal conversation that you should get to the zoo to see the baby charismatic mega-vertebrates. They're baby tigers. Calling them anything else would be Read more…

This Park’s For People

I was recommended Edward Abbey's "Desert Solitaire" before our trip to Utah in June. It's a memoir of Abbey's time as a ranger at Arches National Park. Mary read it before the trip, and everywhere we went at Arches she'd mention something about Abbey. I read it after the trip and really loved it. The experience of the park in the 1960s was very different than the park today. Abbey's vision of a National Park is that all visitors should be greeted by a 50 foot tall statue of Smokey the Bear that says this: A noble vision, to be Read more…